Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

pinkrangerwasa:

binbons:

robgonemild:

your-nibs:

castiel-winchesterr:

mrsfigscats:

He pasta way.

we cannoli do so much

his legacy will become a pizza history.

here today, gone tomato

How sad that he ran out of thyme.

Sending olive my prayers to the family.

His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.

(Source: pointy-earedbastard)

nohorizons: Boss. this bird is a little fuck. it’s a fucking demon unleashed from hell

nohorizons:

Boss. this bird is a little fuck.

it’s a fucking demon unleashed from hell

(Source: iseestupidpeople1)

  • Nobody: American accents are such a turn on.

(Source: fuckingfacade)

(Source: lockjawcomic)

  • waitress: what would you like to drink
  • me: the blood of my enemies
  • waitress:
  • me:
  • waitress:
  • me:
  • waitress: is pepsi okay?

(Source: escape-the-dead)

(Source: foolishhumans)

(Source: littlexxlady)

“yolo” i whispered as i didn’t safely remove USB

(Source: mikerowsoft)

  • Britain: Excuse Me
  • Mexico: Perdon
  • Italy: Permesso
  • France: Pardon
  • Canada: Sorry
  • America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick

(Source: p-e-t-s-e-m-a-t-a-r-y)